The new movie could be called “Warrior for the Babies” and producers could promote it as starring Jack Nicholson.

He kept yelling, “I’m a warrior for the babies” while sporting an absolutely perfect rendition of Jack Nicholson’s craziest characters. I was creeped out watching coverage of the arraignment of Robert Lewis Dear, the Planned Parenthood murderer from Colorado Springs. Brilliant! (In a related matter, don’t schedule any surgical procedures on a Friday. If things go wrong, surgeons apparently don’t work weekends.)īEST FACEBOOK POST: If I had a dollar for every girl who found me unattractive, they would all eventually find me attractive! (thanks, Casey Davis)

We might even make some really nice permanent bracelets for regulars who could snap them on when they walk in the bar. After three or four drinks, they could just slap one of those bracelets on overserved customers so everyone would watch out for them.

It simply said, “Fall Risk.” I thought that would be a perfect liability protection product for all my bar owner and bartender friends. As you may or may not know, I had a brief hospital encounter last week – and they provided me with a very unique bracelet. I might have found another great business for a Grand Lake entrepreneur. I would have never made it back to port if not for the periodic guiding light of the lightning! Crews were dampened…but spirits were not! I’ll say this, though – when it’s nighttime and raining, it gets very dark out on the water. That just meant the post-parade party started a little early. Undaunted, Grand Lakers got all the parades in, although a lot of the boats only made it about halfway before turning back. By time for the Saturday night parades, including the Christmas Lights Boat Parade, things had turned a little damp. They can call that a plunge, but when the temperatures are warmer than most days of late spring, they should be able to call it a Polar Bear Plunge. Personally, I think all the throngs who jumped into the December waters should have to do it again when the air temperature is below 70-degrees at least! Sheesh. Last weekend’s Christmas festivities weather was absolutely perfect – right up until time for most of the area parades Saturday night. Random Observations from The Grand Lake Bum

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